I feed on sarcasm, sass and irony. That is all.
Reblogged from rachisamazin  62,780 notes
  • albus severus:

    dear mum and dad

  • albus severus:

    i was in the library today

  • albus severus:

    reading a book about previous heads of hogwarts

  • albus severus:

    and i would just like to say

  • albus severus:

    are you fucking serious

  • albus severus:

    i demand a name change immediately

  • albus severus:

    just literally anything else please

  • albus severus:

    fucking dobby kreacher potter for all i care

  • albus severus:

    sorry for swearing i just

  • albus severus:

    bloody hell

  • albus severus:

    yours sincerely,

  • albus severus:

    aragog fang potter or some shit

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adirtylilsecret:

omgahalucinatorypieceofbaconblog:

221bontheenterprise:

cheyennecc:

raspuma:










Scientists examine a 15-year-old girl who lived in the Inca Empire, then was sacrificed and remained frozen for 500 years….Unearthed in 1999 from the 22,000-foot summit of Mount Llullaillaco, a volcano 300 miles west of here near the Chilean border, their frozen bodies were among the best preserved mummies ever found, with internal organs intact, blood still present in the heart and lungs, and skin and facial features mostly unscathed. No special effort had been made to preserve them. The cold and the dry, thin air did all the work. They froze to death as they slept, and 500 years later still looked like sleeping children, not mummies.










 This is “the maiden” and she is extraordinary. After a CAT scan or two it was determined that she had tuberculosis. Do you know what this means?!?!? It means that tuberculosis was a preexisting condition and not initially brought over to the Americas by Europeans. WOW

i like her shoes

Of all the fucking things to comment

White people about the introduction of European diseases to the Native Americans be like…

adirtylilsecret:

omgahalucinatorypieceofbaconblog:

221bontheenterprise:

cheyennecc:

raspuma:

Scientists examine a 15-year-old girl who lived in the Inca Empire, then was sacrificed and remained frozen for 500 years….
Unearthed in 1999 from the 22,000-foot summit of Mount Llullaillaco, a volcano 300 miles west of here near the Chilean border, their frozen bodies were among the best preserved mummies ever found, with internal organs intact, blood still present in the heart and lungs, and skin and facial features mostly unscathed. No special effort had been made to preserve them. The cold and the dry, thin air did all the work. They froze to death as they slept, and 500 years later still looked like sleeping children, not mummies.

 This is “the maiden” and she is extraordinary. After a CAT scan or two it was determined that she had tuberculosis. Do you know what this means?!?!? It means that tuberculosis was a preexisting condition and not initially brought over to the Americas by Europeans. WOW

i like her shoes

Of all the fucking things to comment

White people about the introduction of European diseases to the Native Americans be like…

Reblogged from deducingwho  387,650 notes

shuckl:

sirruraccoon:

shuckl:

watchthelightfade:

shuckl:

just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude

people might not want to be called dude

you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise

I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.

watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care