I feed on sarcasm, sass and irony. That is all.
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nefertsukia:

writerofberk:

andengs-alengs:

He’s still a hiccup 

I FREAKING NEEDED THIS GIF FROM THE MOMENT I SAW THE MOVIE I MEAN VALKA IS JUST LIKE RUNNING EFFORTLESSLY OVER THE ROCKS AND HICCUP IS FALLING DOWN THEM AND SCRAMBLING UP TO KEEP PACE WITH HER JUST WHAT A DORK 

I like how Toothless is there to stop Hiccup from falling on more than one occasion (ending of HTTYD, GOTNF) and here he’s just like “up you go my silly uncoordinated human we don’t have all day for this, damn your booty’s getting heavy man

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hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

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verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.